This is what advertising should be…

I’ve saved these advertisements from a magazine for more than ten years.  To this day I still have no idea what they’re advertising, but I thought they were so hilarious that I kept them.

I like the dialectic of adult content with a childish theme.  They’re sort of like cute versions of the Garbage Pail Kids.

A dude with a moustache drives up in a van.  “Hey little boy, dragon, dinosaur <whatever> you want some candy?”

…”What kind of candy?”

Genius.

hahahahaha

Here’s another that’s fairly self evident.

 

 

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22. September 2011 by Kiv
Categories: Art | Tags: , , , | 6 comments

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  1. The pics with the funny animals are from a mag called “Stuff.” It came out when Maxim 1st got big & tried to piggy back that. It was prob about 12 yrs ago. For about a year, they had those pics as the last page in the issue. They weren’t used as advertisements, but actually just as part of the issue. I thought they were hysterical too & saved a few, myself.

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  5. This is great!

    I kept the page with the frog as well! I think I got it from an issue of ‘For Him Magazine’ or maybe the Dutch Maxim back then.

    For some weird reason this image / quote pops up in my head every second month or so… (like just now, so I decided to go and find the image online)

    Not that this has been going on for 15 to 20 years now…
    I still love it.

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